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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 17:48

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
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They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
What do all Indian parents have in common?
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
So they tried
What is the best AI tool for interior design?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
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Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
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Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Is anyone up to have a little conversation?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No way
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
In the last 500 years, have there been civilizations whose cruelty matched that of Nazi Germany?