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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 17:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

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They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

What do all Indian parents have in common?

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

So they tried

What is the best AI tool for interior design?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

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Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

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Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

You found a love potion, and your friend tried to use it on an attractive popular girl, but he accidentally dropped it on the neighbors dog. Now the dog won't stop following him. How would you help him?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

No, not a chance

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

Is anyone up to have a little conversation?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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No way

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

In the last 500 years, have there been civilizations whose cruelty matched that of Nazi Germany?